The Community of Tapir is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.963 billion Tapirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.8%.

The very strong Tapirian economy, worth 603 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,366 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tapir's national animal is the Tapir.

Tapir is ranked 119,979^th in the world and 33^rd in Safari for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,058.87 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.