The Republic of Tapheroni is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning Subspace Tripmine population. The quiet, industrious population of 1.538 billion Tapheronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tapheronian economy, worth 60.7 trillion robuxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,463 robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tapheroni's national animal is the Subspace Tripmine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tapheroni is ranked 76,386^th in the world and 2^nd in the Subspace Hideout for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.