The White Collar Dystopia of Talonia Dispatch Office is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The basement guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.976 billion Exhausted Workers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ministry of Foreign Affairs. The average income tax rate is 28.1%.

The Dispatch Office economy, worth 138 trillion Dispatch Drafts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,508 Dispatch Drafts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, military spending recently hit a new high, The basement guy has just been declared ruler of Talonia Dispatch Office in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Talonia Dispatch Office's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Talonia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Coffee Machine.

Talonia Dispatch Office is ranked 170,925^th in the world and 246^th in Talonia for Most Primitive, scoring -65.57 on the Scary Big Number Scale.