The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXIX is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.819 billion Takkaviita LXIXians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Takkaviita LXIXian economy, worth 133 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,427 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita LXIX's national animal is the swan.

Takkaviita LXIX is ranked 107,341^st in the world and 4^th in The Union of Rightwing Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 189.33 on the Clooney Contribution Index.