The Defence Militia of Takkaviita II is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.291 billion Takkaviita IIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The Takkaviita IIian economy, worth 218 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,816 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takkaviita II's national animal is the swan.

Takkaviita II is ranked 77,290^th in the world and 1,646^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring 31.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.