The District of Tabatha Fox is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 47.036 billion Tabatha Foxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.

The powerhouse Tabatha Foxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,821 trillion aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 59,986 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Liard has just been declared ruler of Tabatha Fox in an international press conference, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, the nation's favourite colour is green (Tabatha Fox has found 2 easter eggs), and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Tabatha Fox has found 2 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabatha Fox's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tabatha Fox is ranked 73,812^th in the world and 1^st in Tabatha Fox for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,819.13 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.