NATION

PASSWORD

All Hail the Cube. High Magistrate Renth Kreel
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,613th
The Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Synthenos

Population3.571 billion

CapitalThe Fortress of Synthenos
LeaderHigh Magistrate Renth Kreel
FaithThe Order of the Cube

CurrencySynthian Credit
AnimalSasquatch

The Federation of Synthenos is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by High Magistrate Renth Kreel with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.571 billion Synthians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Fortress of Synthenos. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Synthenosian economy, worth 777 trillion Synthian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 217,645 Synthian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Congelato Gotham holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, and cute fluffy little High Magistrate Renth Kreels are increasingly popular exotic pets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Synthenos's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Cube.

Synthenos is ranked 164,139th in the world and 2nd in Congelato Gotham for Largest Populations, with 3.57 billion capita.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,513thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,359thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,613thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,675thLargest Mining Sector: 6,402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,853rdMost Corrupt Governments: 7,076thMost Patriotic: 7,583rdMost Influential: 8,361stMost Avoided: 8,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,687thLargest Black Market: 8,777thHighest Average Incomes: 9,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,944thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,798thMost Authoritarian: 14,418thMost Conservative: 15,357thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,605thMost Devout: 18,627thLargest Governments: 19,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,685thMost Developed: 23,250thLargest Retail Industry: 25,268thMost Cultured: 27,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,641st
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: None.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Synthenos's influence in Congelato Gotham rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, cute fluffy little High Magistrate Renth Kreels are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, Congelato Gotham holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in Synthenos, High Magistrate Renth Kreel's reputation is hard as nails.
  • : Synthenos's influence in Congelato Gotham rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

More...

Report