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The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 387 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,865 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

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Switz got Lazy 511 is ranked 158,079^th in the world and 2^nd in The GeoFS Region for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,370.34 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.