The Join Lily of Switz got lazy 34 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.675 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 418 trillion Join Lilies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,829 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, Switz got lazy 34 City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got lazy 34's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz got lazy 34 is ranked 110,566^th in the world and 2,708^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -26.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.