The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 299 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 10.785 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 480 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,545 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Devotion to God is only skin-deep, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 299's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 299 is ranked 172,800^th in the world and 5,810^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.