The Intelligence of Swalland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The All Powerful and Omnipresent Swall with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 19.627 billion Swallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swallandia. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Swallandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,300 trillion Querts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,202 Querts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Swallandian weed picker are way up, there's a bright dawn ahead for Swalland, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swalland's national animal is the Hog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swalland is ranked 19,973^rd in the world and 1^st in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Populations, with 19.6 billion capita.