The State of Sveta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.705 billion Svetans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.7%.

The strong Svetan economy, worth a remarkable 1,085 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,017 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,056 per year while the poor average 2,687, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Sveta in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Sveta's national religion, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sveta's national animal is the deer.

Sveta is ranked 59,019^th in the world and 1^st in City State of Monaco for Most Primitive, scoring 47.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.