The State of Suzerain Rule is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.423 billion Suzerain Ruleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Suzerain Rulean economy, worth 107 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports. Average income is 6,987 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, cars are banned, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and Suzerain Rule has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suzerain Rule's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Suzerain Rule is ranked 52,287^th in the world and 1^st in Pitcairn Island for Most Primitive, scoring 53.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.