The Grand Duchy of Suwaticsongiarrown is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by markus pormium with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.58 billion rewarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of rewari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The all-consuming rewarian economy, worth 446 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,463 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rewarian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, criminals are thrown to the beavers to repay their debt to society, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suwaticsongiarrown's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is saint falla.

Suwaticsongiarrown is ranked 161,263^rd in the world and 34^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,240.1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.