The Democratic Republic of Suvmia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Statler with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.39 billion Suvmians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Suvmian economy, worth a remarkable 4,504 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,581 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, stocks go up when the internet says so, and entomologists flock to Ottawa for its remarkable gadfly population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suvmia's national animal is the Muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Deep State.

Suvmia is ranked 278,343^rd in the world and 866^th in The Frontier Sea for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,325.55 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.