The United Kingdom of Sut-puppet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.511 billion Sut-puppetians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Sut-puppetian economy, worth 746 trillion Stuis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 59,701 Stuis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Sut-puppet, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, Leader has just been declared ruler of Sut-puppet in an international press conference, and Sut-puppet recently decided against having a capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sut-puppet's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Sut-puppet is ranked 241,171^st in the world and 1^st in Ravioli Foundation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.32 law-abiding acts per hour.