The Queen's State of Susan Constant is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 31.791 billion Susan Constantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The very strong Susan Constantian economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,004 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, gambling is outlawed, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Susan Constant's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Susan Constant's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Susan Constant is ranked 262,791^st in the world and 8^th in Jamaica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.87 law-abiding acts per hour.