The Military Democracy of El Sacador II is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kid Rock with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.147 billion El Sacadorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saca City Bunker. The average income tax rate is 63.9%.

The frighteningly efficient El Sacadorian economy, worth 529 trillion Beans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,656 Beans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and Kid Rock's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Sacador II's national animal is the Gold-Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

El Sacador II is ranked 127,314^th in the world and 4,886^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 890.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.