The People's Republic of Suragnarme is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Ankka Magahajji with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.422 billion Suragnarmeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latos. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Suragnarmean economy, worth 15.1 trillion Cosgus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,588 Cosgus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and State Atheism has been named as Suragnarme's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suragnarme's national animal is the Jackal and its national religion is State Atheism.

Suragnarme is ranked 306,850^th in the world and 112^th in Aceon for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.