The Zion Empire of Sullar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sullar IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 30.682 billion Sullarians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sullar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The strong Sullarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Sulls a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,060 Sulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 289,664 per year while the poor average 3,586, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

Teachers regularly paddle unruly students, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, armed police units patrol the roads late at night, and Sullar IV has just been declared ruler of Sullar in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Sullar's national animal is the leopard and its national religion is Zionism.

Sullar is ranked 113,706^th in the world and 3^rd in Chronic for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.