The Republic of Suleiman is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The devout population of 8.842 billion Suleimanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Suleimanian economy, worth 431 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,840 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned horseball fields, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suleiman's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Suleiman is ranked 137,129^th in the world and 1,021^st in Remembrance for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 474.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.