The Milwaukee Dive of Suger Mice is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The bartender with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.503 billion Suger Miceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suger Micean economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion sadnesses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,451 sadnesses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 516,187 per year while the poor average 15,627, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

It isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Milwaukee Times is sold out, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, and the Small Council has more than a little influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suger Mice's national animal is the eagle and its national religion is The bar.

Suger Mice is ranked 296,648^th in the world and 2^nd in Arendella for Nicest Citizens, with 1.19 average smiles per day.