The With blood I made my throne of Sudlich Kaizer is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Premiero Minixtro Fallus Molle with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 10.11 billion Kaizerianos love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pajuçara. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient sul-kaizeriano economy, worth a remarkable 2,295 trillion Réis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,054 Réis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Sudlich Kaizer's citizens often wander into each other's homes, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sudlich Kaizer's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Sudlich Kaizer is ranked 324,147^th in the world and 92^nd in Flanelistan for Nicest Citizens, with 0.34 average smiles per day.