The Sparkly Green and Orange of Such Is Mango is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mango with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 33.441 billion Such Is Mangoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mango Island. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The all-consuming Such Is Mangoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,965 trillion mangoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,676 mangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Atheists on vacation find Mango-love's scriptures make useful doorstops, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and dining out often involves lemurs on the plate no matter what you order. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Such Is Mango's national animal is the lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango-love.

Such Is Mango is ranked 77,456^th in the world and 4^th in Redundant Realm of Redundancy for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,676.46 Standard Monetary Units.