The URA Puppet State of Sublimity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.593 billion Sublimes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The all-consuming Sublime economy, worth 198 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 76,639 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, Empress's Twitcher account is typically used to share Dove memes rather than government policy, internet flame wars have been known to cause real-world casualties, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sublimity's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sublimity is ranked 314,703^rd in the world and 16^th in The Great Storm for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.