The Hyrulean Empire of Suave is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cucui King Ganon with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.959 billion Suavans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glooms Approach. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suavementenic economy, worth 753 trillion Rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,079 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suave's national animal is the Lizalfos, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cucuidom.

Suave is ranked 19,611^th in the world and 3^rd in Metisverse for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,826.51 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.