NATION

PASSWORD

Justice, Piety, Loyalty
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,442ndMost Avoided: 5,987th
The Borderlands of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sturva

Population1.588 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalwolf

The Borderlands of Sturva is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.588 billion Sturvans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sturvan economy, worth 149 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,835 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Sturva with trees, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sturva's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sturva is ranked 252,095th in the world and 6th in Basileia Rhomania for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,392ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,442ndMost Avoided: 5,987thNudest: 6,166thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,347thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,987thMost Devout: 12,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,824thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 18,299thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,087thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,740thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,213thMost Developed: 29,131st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Sturva was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Sturva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, the logging industry is celebrating as tourists plaster Sturva with trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, aides are afraid to ask if Leader wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, the term "Native Sturvan" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Sturva, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.

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