The More Supreme Week Union of Strongerlingz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dearer Leader with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 3.952 billion Strongerlingzianzianzianzianzianzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Right where we're standing. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Strongerlingzianzianzianzianzianzian economy, worth 148 trillion Definitely not slaveries a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,480 Definitely not slaveries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Strongerlingz's national animal is the Eagle of the Dear Leader, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Our nation is alrightism.

Strongerlingz is ranked 257,275^th in the world and 3,604^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.