The Rogue Nation of Stris Oneontopia is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 6.374 billion Stris Oneontopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Stris Oneontopian economy, worth 82.8 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,985 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stris Oneontopia's national animal is the parrot.

Stris Oneontopia is ranked 179,342^nd in the world and 4^th in Ocala for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 377.33 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.