The Allied States of Strategoi is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 970 million Strategoians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Strategoian economy, worth 53.2 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,853 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 154,839 per year while the poor average 15,555, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Strategoi's national animal is the kangaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Strategoi is ranked 217,840^th in the world and 1^st in Head for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.