The Republic of Storm Watermelon is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Idinist population. The hard-working population of 772 million Storm Watermelonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Storm Watermelonian economy, worth 38.0 trillion Idinists a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,186 Idinists, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storm Watermelon's national animal is the Idinist.

Storm Watermelon is ranked 215,200^th in the world and 3,220^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.