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Safest: 8,132ndMost Devout: 23,511thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,719th
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Storage Room

Population801 million

CurrencyDiamond
AnimalZombie

The Colony of Storage Room is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 801 million Storage Roomians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.

The all-consuming Storage Roomian economy, worth 64.9 trillion Diamonds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,070 Diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, Leader has just been declared ruler of Storage Room in an international press conference, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Storage Room's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Storage Room is ranked 150,722nd in the world and 4th in IxCraft for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 728.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Safest: 8,132ndTop
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Most Devout: 23,511thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,719th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, Leader has just been declared ruler of Storage Room in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, report cards now include a 'Pain Tolerance' grading column.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Storage Room was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Storage Room, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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