The Namesitter of Stoot is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.823 billion Stootians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The strong Stootian economy, worth 220 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,619 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,020 per year while the poor average 2,859, a ratio of 102 to 1.

There are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stoot's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stoot is ranked 31,317^th in the world and 60^th in eta for Rudest Citizens, with 107.14 insults per minute.