The United Queendom of Stonecroft is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 8.531 billion Stonecroftans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westfields. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stonecroftish economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion stones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,429 stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It turns out that trees grow on stones, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Stonecroft's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stonecroft is ranked 2,498^th in the world and 1^st in Friends of Dexter for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 105.44 on the Kitten Softness Rating.