The Community of Stille Verenigd is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.547 billion Stille Verenigdians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Stille Verenigdian economy, worth 365 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,879 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, fighter pilots crash out of the air after failing to understand their foreign instruction manuals, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime is moderate. Stille Verenigd's national animal is the deer.

Stille Verenigd is ranked 41,752^nd in the world and 1^st in Pacific United for Most Primitive, scoring 61.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.