The Free Land of Stewtato is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.007 billion Stewtatoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Stewtatoan economy, worth 587 trillion Stews a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,899 Stews, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,452 per year while the poor average 4,420, a ratio of 61.4 to 1.

Stewtatoan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Stewtato's national animal is the Bunny.

Stewtato is ranked 67,451^st in the world and 1^st in Chi for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,020.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.