The Commonwealth of Stemabler is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 90 million Stemablerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 12.6%.

The Stemablerian economy, worth 5.62 trillion Koko Nut Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,470 Koko Nut Nuts, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stemabler's national animal is the Chocolate Bird.

Stemabler is ranked 11,313^th in the world and 2^nd in Oriental Constanta for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,023.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.