The Streamer of Steakwad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.915 billion Fatties are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Fat economy, worth 129 trillion Eggs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,843 Eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many Fatties twitch nervously at the sight of nuns, the children of Steakwad are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and Information Technology facilities are being turned into Little Sis habitats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steakwad's national animal is the Little Sis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Steakwad is ranked 29,740^th in the world and 4^th in Gay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,667.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.