The State of Staynor is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.907 billion Staynorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Staynorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,843 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and Staynor has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Staynor's national animal is the deer.

Staynor is ranked 272,608^th in the world and 9^th in Luxembourg for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.