The State of State of Alabama is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.243 billion State of Alabamans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong State of Alabaman economy, worth 790 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,316 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,501 per year while the poor average 2,327, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. State of Alabama's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

State of Alabama is ranked 85,679^th in the world and 1^st in State of Alabama for Most Primitive, scoring 21.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.