The Armed Republic of Starship Florida is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 2.582 billion Starship Floridans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 23.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Starship Floridan economy, worth 113 trillion forks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,030 forks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, the drive to dismantle public transport has crashed and burned, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starship Florida's national animal is the Militarized Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Starship Florida is ranked 124,475^th in the world and 1,439^th in eta for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,150.23 Standard Monetary Units.