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Sway in the moonlight, dance in the dark
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,782ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,675th
The Ashen Remnants of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Starlight Phoenix

Population3.707 billion

Currencyruble
Animaleagle

The Ashen Remnants of Starlight Phoenix is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.707 billion Starlight Phoenixians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Starlight Phoenixian economy, worth 398 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,628 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Phoenix's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Starlight Phoenix is ranked 308,555th in the world and 4,975th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,782ndTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,675thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,166thHealthiest Citizens: 26,172ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,794thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,768thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30,173rdBest Weather: 31,079th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 167th in the regionLargest Governments: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 198th in the regionBest Weather: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Accessible: 276th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 279th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 318th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 318th in the regionMost Developed: 325th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 370th in the regionMost Devout: 372nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 433rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Starlight Phoenix applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, the dartboard at the Starlight Phoenixian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Starlight Phoenix, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.

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