The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 92 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.896 billion Starlight Glimmer 92ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The strong Starlight Glimmer 92ian economy, worth 487 trillion bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,741 bits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,314 per year while the poor average 15,119, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is moderate. Starlight Glimmer 92's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 92 is ranked 200,858^th in the world and 3,586^th in Artificial Solar System for Safest, scoring 40.69 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.