The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 45 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 7.964 billion Starlight Glimmer 45ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Starlight Glimmer 45ian economy, worth 354 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,494 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 45's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 45 is ranked 54,422^nd in the world and 815^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,961.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.