The Blest Revolutionary Republic of Staidear is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Speaker Drusilla Kent with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.935 billion Staidish are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelomire. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Staidish economy, worth a remarkable 6,979 trillion Staidish Chestnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 368,579 Staidish Chestnuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Speaker Drusilla Kent's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Staidear's national animal is the Staidish Mountain Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Fellowship of the Four Gates.

Staidear is ranked 329,722^nd in the world and 186^th in Declansburg for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.79 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.