The Empire of Stafedopolis is a large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 121 million Stafedopolisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stafedopolisian economy, worth 3.75 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,986 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the death penalty has been reintroduced, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Stafedopolis's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Stafedopolis is ranked 119,756^th in the world and 252^nd in Starlight for Highest Drug Use, scoring 140.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.