The Incorporated States of SsangYong is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.197 billion SsangYongians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyeongtaek. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The SsangYongian economy, worth 215 trillion Jeons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,428 Jeons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and Mr Happy's Funland has just been named SsangYong's new capital. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SsangYong's national animal is the Double Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SsangYong is ranked 152,535^th in the world and 55^th in Hurricane 12 for Largest Populations, with 4.20 billion capita.