The Fiefdom of Squonglish is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.095 billion Squonglishians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The strong Squonglishian economy, worth 49.1 trillion squongles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,869 squongles, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squonglish's national animal is the squongle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Squonglish is ranked 217,813^th in the world and 2^nd in Interregional Squongle Church for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 245.1 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.