Population | 17.172 billion |
Leader | Sunny Day |
Faith | sun worship |
Currency | shade |
Animal | camel |
The Blind Nomads of Squints In The Sun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sunny Day with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.172 billion Squinters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The thriving Squints In The Sunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion shades a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 82,322 shades, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
The treehouse in Camel Park is the tallest building in Squints In The Sun, the government has seized the means of recreation, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is moderate. Squints In The Sun's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sun worship.
Squints In The Sun is ranked 27,925th in the world and 5th in Seven To Many for Most Stationary, with 1,404.44397615528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Squints In The Sun's influence in Seven To Many fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Squints In The Sun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Squints In The Sun, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
- : Squints In The Sun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Squints In The Sun's influence in Seven To Many rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Squints In The Sun, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
- : Squints In The Sun's influence in Seven To Many fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Squints In The Sun's influence in Seven To Many rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Following new legislation in Squints In The Sun, the government has seized the means of recreation.
- : Squints In The Sun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.