The Supersymmetry of Squarks is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.447 billion Squarkians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Squarksian economy, worth 745 trillion entanglements a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,610 entanglements, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squarks's national animal is the Schrödinger's cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Squarks is ranked 295,815^th in the world and 4,609^th in eta for Most Cultured, scoring 50 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.